Probably the most important ring you'll ever give her
If my class ring had this sort of functionality, I would have bought one immediately. These finger food rings are available at Fred and Friends, and seem perfect for holding all your food with one hand, while thoughtfully scratching your chin and showing that you're pretending to listen with the other. As the description says, these ultimate multi-tasking tools help you balance "your glass and your hors d'ouerves, and look positively in control the whole time." They also warn "one size fits most." Hat tip to the always wonderful Presurfer.