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4 Celebrity Band Geeks

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As a former band geek (clarinet, if you must know), I can really relate to Steven Clontz's musings about celebrities with musical inclinations that lean more toward marching band than rock band. If Steven looks familiar, it's because he wrote this awesome post about trombones for us back in the fall. (Plus this one. And this one, too.) Not coincidentally, he plays trombone at Auburn, where he's majoring in mathematics. -Stacy Conradt

4 Celebrity Band Geeks
by Steven Clontz

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Believe it or not, those dorky band nerds you knew back in high school may have amounted to more than you'd expect. Says one of those dorky band nerds. But hear me out! Any young band geeks out there, know that if you try hard enough, you too could grow up to be a politician, a rock musician, a sci-fi icon, a busty beauty, or even a mental_floss blogger. (The last being, of course, the highest form of celebrity.)

1. Bill Clinton

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Okay, I'll admit it. I'm too young to remember Slick Willie honking on his tenor sax during The Arsenio Hall Show back in 1992. (Which is conspicuously missing from YouTube, if anyone wants to get on that.) Rather, I learned of our forty-second President's sax chops via a much different source, viz., the Animaniacs theme song. In my defense, you could learn a lot from that show.

Back on topic, though. William Jefferson Blythe III (who would later take on his stepfather's last name when he realized no one would elect a "Hillary Blythe" to be Senator from New York) was born with a knack for music. In high school, he'd end up placing as the 1st chair tenor saxophone player in the Arkansas High School State Band. Also, he pledged as a brother of Kappa Kappa Psi, an honorary society for collegiate band members. If Former President Clinton has taught me anything, it's that if you're running for public office, learning to play a musical instrument is always a smarter choice than learning to ride a motorcycle.

2. Trent Reznor

trent20.jpgCan you imagine the frontman for Nine Inch Nails dressed up in an ill-fitting band uniform, complete with spats and that funny little hat with a feathery thing sticking out of it? (We call 'em shakos, of course.) Well, it turns out before he started pumping out industrial rock tunes, Trent Reznor played the tuba and saxophone, and participated in his high school marching and jazz bands.

Of course, if you look further into his life, you'd be surprised if Reznor wasn't a band geek. He was involved in every other musical pursuit, after all. His first instrument was the piano, which he began to play at the tender age of five. In high school, in between Queen-cover halftime shows (well, if his marching band experience was like mine), he'd be starring in his school's musical theater productions. Reznor tackled the role of the troubled apostle Judas in Jesus Christ: Superstar, and also took on the persona of Professor Harold Hill in The Music Man, wherein he directed a band. I like to think it's the band geek within him that is currently sticking it to the major record labels - you'll never see my old high school marching band signing a contract!

3. Jonathan Frakes

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Wait. Who the heck is Jonathan Frakes? I'm no Trekkie, so I had to look his name up - he's the actor who portrays First Officer William Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation. His inclusion in band geekdom should not come as a surprise to big TNG fans out there; I definitely recall watching an episode of the show one lazy afternoon last summer in which Frakes (as Riker) was jamming on the trombone, assumably between setting phasers to stun and seducing green women.

His citizenship among the Trombone Nation only fuels my argument that he was ten times manlier than Captain Picard. Sorry Jean-Luc, there's only one man who can get away with playing the flute, and his name is Ron Burgundy.

(I'm more of a Firefly fan than a Star Trek guy, so my apologies if I misrepresented any part of Star Trek canon. Don't send the Death Star after me!)

4. Pamela Anderson

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Ah... yes. If you don't know what the deal with Miss Anderson is, well, good for you. Neither do I. (Hi Mom!) But I hear she's pretty popular in some circles. I can only guess it's her band geek background that appeals to the masses. I mean, you can just imagine how the years of playing saxophone in high school contributed to her life's work. Right?

Anyway, I'm not sure there are too many jokes I can make here that befit the family-friendly nature of this site. Just remember your typical high school lunchroom discussion, and you'll get the idea of just how great the end of this post could have been.

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30 Memorable Quotes from Carrie Fisher
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Just days after suffering a heart attack aboard a flight en route to Los Angeles, beloved actress, author, and screenwriter Carrie Fisher passed away at the age of 60 on December 27, 2016. Though she’ll always be most closely associated with her role as Princess Leia in Star Wars, Fisher’s life was like something out of its own Hollywood movie. Born in Beverly Hills on this day in 1956, Fisher was born into show business royalty as the daughter of singer Eddie Fisher and actress Debbie Reynolds.

In addition to her work in front of the camera, Fisher built up an impressive resume behind the scenes, too, most notably as a writer; in addition to several memoirs and semi-autobiographical novels, including Wishful Drinking, Surrender the Pink, Delusions of Grandma, The Best Awful, Postcards from the Edge, and The Princess Diarist (which was released last month), she was also an in-demand script doctor who counted Sister Act, Hook, Lethal Weapon 3, and The Wedding Singer among her credits.

Though she struggled with alcoholism, drug addiction, and mental illness, Fisher always maintained a sense of humor—as evidenced by the 30 memorable quotes below.

ON GROWING UP IN HOLLYWOOD

“I am truly a product of Hollywood in-breeding. When two celebrities mate, someone like me is the result.”

“I was born into big celebrity. It could only diminish.”

“At a certain point in my early twenties, my mother started to become worried about my obviously ever-increasing drug ingestion. So she ended up doing what any concerned parent would do. She called Cary Grant.”

“I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.”

“If anything, my mother taught me how to sur-thrive. That's my word for it.”

ON AGING

“As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.”

ON INSTANT GRATIFICATION

“Instant gratification takes too long.”

ON THE LEGACY OF STAR WARS

“People are still asking me if I knew Star Wars was going to be that big of a hit. Yes, we all knew. The only one who didn't know was George.”

“Leia follows me like a vague smell.”

“I signed my likeness away. Every time I look in the mirror, I have to send Lucas a couple of bucks.”

“People see me and they squeal like tropical birds or seals stranded on the beach.”

“You're not really famous until you’re a Pez dispenser.”

ON THE FLEETING NATURE OF SUCCESS

“There is no point at which you can say, 'Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap.'”

ON DEALING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS

“I'm very sane about how crazy I am.”

ON RESENTMENT

“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die."

ON LOVE

“Someone has to stand still for you to love them. My choices are always on the run.”

“I've got to stop getting obsessed with human beings and fall in love with a chair. Chairs have everything human beings have to offer, and less, which is obviously what I need. Less emotional feedback, less warmth, less approval, less patience, and less response. The less the merrier. Chairs it is. I must furnish my heart with feelings for furniture.”

“I don’t hate hardly ever, and when I love, I love for miles and miles. A love so big it should either be outlawed or it should have a capital and its own currency.”

ON EMOTIONS

“The only thing worse than being hurt is everyone knowing that you're hurt.”

ON RELATIONSHIPS

“I envy people who have the capacity to sit with another human being and find them endlessly interesting, I would rather watch TV. Of course this becomes eventually known to the other person.”

ON HOLLYWOOD

“Acting engenders and harbors qualities that are best left way behind in adolescence.”

“You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.”

“It's a man's world and show business is a man's meal, with women generously sprinkled through it like overqualified spice.”

ON FEAR

“Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow.”

ON LIFE

“I don’t want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.”

“No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.”

“If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.”

“I shot through my twenties like a luminous thread through a dark needle, blazing toward my destination: Nowhere.”

“My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer.”

ON DEATH

“You know what's funny about death? I mean other than absolutely nothing at all? You'd think we could remember finding out we weren't immortal. Sometimes I see children sobbing at airports and I think, 'Aww. They've just been told.'”

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Wilson Championship Extra Duty Tennis Ball (4-Pack), Yellow for $15.16 (list price $20.18)

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Stansport Canteen, 4-Quart for $7.97 (list price $10.49)

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