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7 Reasons Frogs are Funny

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Frogs are such ridiculous animals that everything about them is fodder for jokes or parodies. Frogs have been used in comedy for so long that you have to smile just looking at one!

1. Kissing a Frog

They say you've got to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince. The fairy tale The Frog Prince has the moral of not judging someone by their looks. The story of Beauty and the Beast would have been a sufficient tale for this concept, except for the fact that some women think horrible beasts are sexy. A frog? Not so much. The whole idea of kissing a frog is funny, but its also so easy to twist this tale into something you wouldn't expect.

2. Leapfrog
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The amazing leaps frogs do has been studied by scientists and recreated in robotic form. It also lead to a pointless but funny-looking game that recently got the mayor of Belfast into a bit of trouble when he injured a tomato playing leap frog.

More frog funniness, after the jump.

3. Froglegs
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Yes, they taste like chicken. The back legs are the only part of a frog that has enough meat to make cooking worthwhile. Cutting them away from the rest of the frog doesn't make them stop jumping, oh no! My mother cooked frog legs exactly once, and was so disgusted with chasing them all over the kitchen to put them back into the frying pan, that she forbade my dad from ever bringing more home. But the rest of the frog? Not edible. That's why you'll so often see cartoons about amputee frogs. A Google Image Search for "frog wheelchair" will yield a treasure of such comics.

4. Eating Flies
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Time's fun when you're having flies! A frog's tongue can move so far and so swiftly, the fly will never know what hit him. If you've ever seen it happen, you have to laugh. Add the unexpected and you have comedy gold.

5. Ribbit
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The way frogs sound is funny. The usual frog croak is often translated as "ribbit", although the folks at Budweiser would disagree. A person with a hoarse or scratchy voice is said to have "a frog in the throat", which can scare literal-thinking children. The character Froggy from Our Gang got his nickname from his rough voice. When someone dies, we say he has "croaked". And some frogs can even scream!

6. Warts
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I know what you're thinking -that's toads! But according to Wikipedia, there is no taxonomic reason for distinguishing frogs and toads. Toads are basically frogs who live on dry land. Some species of toads and frogs have parotoid glands which give the appearance of warts, but are not warts and are not contagious. They are, however, toxic. Dogs can get into trouble by catching a toad because the parotoid glands will exude poison. There have been stories for decades about people who lick toads in order to get high, but since proof or participants are as rare as hen's teeth, this is pretty much an urban legend.

7. Kermit the Frog

Jim Henson's favorite puppet that was his on-camera alter ego evolved into Kermit the Frog. Kermit became the star of ads, TV shows, and movies, but never let it go to his head. In fact, Kermit always had a melancholy self-effacing outlook. After all, it's not easy being green.

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Man Buys Two Metric Tons of LEGO Bricks; Sorts Them Via Machine Learning
May 21, 2017
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Jacques Mattheij made a small, but awesome, mistake. He went on eBay one evening and bid on a bunch of bulk LEGO brick auctions, then went to sleep. Upon waking, he discovered that he was the high bidder on many, and was now the proud owner of two tons of LEGO bricks. (This is about 4400 pounds.) He wrote, "[L]esson 1: if you win almost all bids you are bidding too high."

Mattheij had noticed that bulk, unsorted bricks sell for something like €10/kilogram, whereas sets are roughly €40/kg and rare parts go for up to €100/kg. Much of the value of the bricks is in their sorting. If he could reduce the entropy of these bins of unsorted bricks, he could make a tidy profit. While many people do this work by hand, the problem is enormous—just the kind of challenge for a computer. Mattheij writes:

There are 38000+ shapes and there are 100+ possible shades of color (you can roughly tell how old someone is by asking them what lego colors they remember from their youth).

In the following months, Mattheij built a proof-of-concept sorting system using, of course, LEGO. He broke the problem down into a series of sub-problems (including "feeding LEGO reliably from a hopper is surprisingly hard," one of those facts of nature that will stymie even the best system design). After tinkering with the prototype at length, he expanded the system to a surprisingly complex system of conveyer belts (powered by a home treadmill), various pieces of cabinetry, and "copious quantities of crazy glue."

Here's a video showing the current system running at low speed:

The key part of the system was running the bricks past a camera paired with a computer running a neural net-based image classifier. That allows the computer (when sufficiently trained on brick images) to recognize bricks and thus categorize them by color, shape, or other parameters. Remember that as bricks pass by, they can be in any orientation, can be dirty, can even be stuck to other pieces. So having a flexible software system is key to recognizing—in a fraction of a second—what a given brick is, in order to sort it out. When a match is found, a jet of compressed air pops the piece off the conveyer belt and into a waiting bin.

After much experimentation, Mattheij rewrote the software (several times in fact) to accomplish a variety of basic tasks. At its core, the system takes images from a webcam and feeds them to a neural network to do the classification. Of course, the neural net needs to be "trained" by showing it lots of images, and telling it what those images represent. Mattheij's breakthrough was allowing the machine to effectively train itself, with guidance: Running pieces through allows the system to take its own photos, make a guess, and build on that guess. As long as Mattheij corrects the incorrect guesses, he ends up with a decent (and self-reinforcing) corpus of training data. As the machine continues running, it can rack up more training, allowing it to recognize a broad variety of pieces on the fly.

Here's another video, focusing on how the pieces move on conveyer belts (running at slow speed so puny humans can follow). You can also see the air jets in action:

In an email interview, Mattheij told Mental Floss that the system currently sorts LEGO bricks into more than 50 categories. It can also be run in a color-sorting mode to bin the parts across 12 color groups. (Thus at present you'd likely do a two-pass sort on the bricks: once for shape, then a separate pass for color.) He continues to refine the system, with a focus on making its recognition abilities faster. At some point down the line, he plans to make the software portion open source. You're on your own as far as building conveyer belts, bins, and so forth.

Check out Mattheij's writeup in two parts for more information. It starts with an overview of the story, followed up with a deep dive on the software. He's also tweeting about the project (among other things). And if you look around a bit, you'll find bulk LEGO brick auctions online—it's definitely a thing!

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What Happened to Jamie and Aurelia From Love Actually?
May 26, 2017
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Fans of the romantic-comedy Love Actually recently got a bonus reunion in the form of Red Nose Day Actually, a short charity special that gave audiences a peek at where their favorite characters ended up almost 15 years later.

One of the most improbable pairings from the original film was between Jamie (Colin Firth) and Aurelia (Lúcia Moniz), who fell in love despite almost no shared vocabulary. Jamie is English, and Aurelia is Portuguese, and they know just enough of each other’s native tongues for Jamie to propose and Aurelia to accept.

A decade and a half on, they have both improved their knowledge of each other’s languages—if not perfectly, in Jamie’s case. But apparently, their love is much stronger than his grasp on Portuguese grammar, because they’ve got three bilingual kids and another on the way. (And still enjoy having important romantic moments in the car.)

In 2015, Love Actually script editor Emma Freud revealed via Twitter what happened between Karen and Harry (Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman, who passed away last year). Most of the other couples get happy endings in the short—even if Hugh Grant's character hasn't gotten any better at dancing.

[h/t TV Guide]

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