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Weekend Word Wrap: Pittsburghese

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Lots of cities can boast funny accents and unique, geographic-specific words. In the Philadelphia area, for instance, where I grew up, we pronounce water, wuter and call a sub (submarine sandwich) a hoagie—and pronounce it hOEwghie. But I don't know another city in these great States of ours that can match Pittsburgh when it comes to funny dialects. It's so unique (I know, I know, unique doesn't have gradations"¦cut me some linguistic-slack, please), it has its own name: Pittsburghese.

burgh2.jpgOne of the main characteristics of Pittsburghese is the way the monophthong aw is pronounced (a monophthong is a vowel sound with one target tongue position, whereas the more familiar diphthong has two). Words like down, town, and found wind up with an ah sound instead of the proper aw. (If you can't hear it in your mind's ear, wait for it, we'll get to some soundbites in a moment.)

Largely the result of the early Scottish/Irish settler influence in the western part of Pennsylvania, Pittsburghese has developed over the centuries and has come to include phonological borrowings from other immigrants such as Poles, Russians and Hungarians. One of my favorite examples of the Scottish/Irish influence is the use of the second-person plural pronoun, yinz for "you/you guys." Originally, back in the old country, yinz was "you ones," but over time the two words elided and the inner vowel sound(s) (ou-o) became a short i.

If you check out Pittsburghese.com, you'll find a whole pantload of vocab examples, plus a few fun soundbites. But I thought it would be better if we had some soundbites recorded especially for us. So I enlisted my friend Mallory Kasdan, a native "˜burghian and professional voice-over artist, to record the following examples. So turn up those speakers and give the below play buttons a click:


Do you guys want to go downtown to the Ground Round?


Were you guys cold out there at the Steelers game?


mentalfloss.com is real fresh, like a flower.

For the interactive part of the Wrap, I thought it would be fun if yinz wanted to drop your own local version or pronunciation of a word in the comments—something unique to your neck of the woods, or something you heard while traveling elsewhere.

So in Pittsburghese then:


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Man Buys Two Metric Tons of LEGO Bricks; Sorts Them Via Machine Learning
May 21, 2017
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Jacques Mattheij made a small, but awesome, mistake. He went on eBay one evening and bid on a bunch of bulk LEGO brick auctions, then went to sleep. Upon waking, he discovered that he was the high bidder on many, and was now the proud owner of two tons of LEGO bricks. (This is about 4400 pounds.) He wrote, "[L]esson 1: if you win almost all bids you are bidding too high."

Mattheij had noticed that bulk, unsorted bricks sell for something like €10/kilogram, whereas sets are roughly €40/kg and rare parts go for up to €100/kg. Much of the value of the bricks is in their sorting. If he could reduce the entropy of these bins of unsorted bricks, he could make a tidy profit. While many people do this work by hand, the problem is enormous—just the kind of challenge for a computer. Mattheij writes:

There are 38000+ shapes and there are 100+ possible shades of color (you can roughly tell how old someone is by asking them what lego colors they remember from their youth).

In the following months, Mattheij built a proof-of-concept sorting system using, of course, LEGO. He broke the problem down into a series of sub-problems (including "feeding LEGO reliably from a hopper is surprisingly hard," one of those facts of nature that will stymie even the best system design). After tinkering with the prototype at length, he expanded the system to a surprisingly complex system of conveyer belts (powered by a home treadmill), various pieces of cabinetry, and "copious quantities of crazy glue."

Here's a video showing the current system running at low speed:

The key part of the system was running the bricks past a camera paired with a computer running a neural net-based image classifier. That allows the computer (when sufficiently trained on brick images) to recognize bricks and thus categorize them by color, shape, or other parameters. Remember that as bricks pass by, they can be in any orientation, can be dirty, can even be stuck to other pieces. So having a flexible software system is key to recognizing—in a fraction of a second—what a given brick is, in order to sort it out. When a match is found, a jet of compressed air pops the piece off the conveyer belt and into a waiting bin.

After much experimentation, Mattheij rewrote the software (several times in fact) to accomplish a variety of basic tasks. At its core, the system takes images from a webcam and feeds them to a neural network to do the classification. Of course, the neural net needs to be "trained" by showing it lots of images, and telling it what those images represent. Mattheij's breakthrough was allowing the machine to effectively train itself, with guidance: Running pieces through allows the system to take its own photos, make a guess, and build on that guess. As long as Mattheij corrects the incorrect guesses, he ends up with a decent (and self-reinforcing) corpus of training data. As the machine continues running, it can rack up more training, allowing it to recognize a broad variety of pieces on the fly.

Here's another video, focusing on how the pieces move on conveyer belts (running at slow speed so puny humans can follow). You can also see the air jets in action:

In an email interview, Mattheij told Mental Floss that the system currently sorts LEGO bricks into more than 50 categories. It can also be run in a color-sorting mode to bin the parts across 12 color groups. (Thus at present you'd likely do a two-pass sort on the bricks: once for shape, then a separate pass for color.) He continues to refine the system, with a focus on making its recognition abilities faster. At some point down the line, he plans to make the software portion open source. You're on your own as far as building conveyer belts, bins, and so forth.

Check out Mattheij's writeup in two parts for more information. It starts with an overview of the story, followed up with a deep dive on the software. He's also tweeting about the project (among other things). And if you look around a bit, you'll find bulk LEGO brick auctions online—it's definitely a thing!

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These $425 Jeans Can Turn Into Jorts
May 19, 2017
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Modular clothing used to consist of something simple, like a reversible jacket. Today, it’s a $425 pair of detachable jeans.

Apparel retailer Opening Ceremony recently debuted a pair of “2 in 1 Y/Project” trousers that look fairly peculiar. The legs are held to the crotch by a pair of loops, creating a disjointed C-3PO effect. Undo the loops and you can now remove the legs entirely, leaving a pair of jean shorts in their wake. The result goes from this:

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To this:

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The company also offers a slightly different cut with button tabs in black for $460. If these aren’t audacious enough for you, the Y/Project line includes jumpsuits with removable legs and garter-equipped jeans.

[h/t Mashable]

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