Harry Potter Spoiler Contest!
Believe it or not, we're begging you to spoil the book for us. Heck, we'll even give you a prize for it! You see, back when Seinfeld ended, we were certain that Jerry would ask Elaine to marry him. Instead he ended up in jail. Then when The Sopranos finished, we thought Tony would end up in jail. Instead he ordered food and listened to Journey. And then when Jay Z officially retired, we thought, this one's easy—the guy's retiring. Then he released another album. So now that the final Harry Potter book is coming out, we have no clue what's going to happen.
That's why we're turning to you. mental_floss is holding a Harry Potter Spoiler Contest. Think Harry will convince Voldemort to settle their dispute in a massive game of Rock, Paper, Scissors? Do you think Hogwarts will cave in to desegregation laws and start allowing Muggles to attend classes? Will David Blaine make a cameo? Simply post your prediction to the comments below. The Winner (whoever makes us grin widest with the funnest, wildest, or most genuinely surprising ending) gets a copy of the hilarious book Milk, Eggs, Vodka, plus the mental_floss t-shirt of his/her choice. Oh, and we'll have runner-up prizes too. So, Accio Endings already!