Have you ever had visions of living like The Addams Family? Or maybe you just want to make your family and friends wonder about you. No matter how normal your home decor is, it's fun to have something around to make people gasp, and then (maybe) laugh. But if you put all the products I found together, you'd have a truly scary home.
Let's start with the front door. The Los Angeles Coroner's Office sells welcome mats with their body outline logo through the Skeletons in the Closet gift shop. You can also find this design on office supplies and clothing.
No reason to have an ordinary pull on your lights or ceiling fan, when you could reach for the Hanging Harry light pull.
Heading upstairs, the adventure continues when you see the Body Fluid Stairway Carpet. Too bad this isn't yet available to the public.
Artist Keetra Dean Dixon designed the Blood Puddle Pillow, handy when you want to take a catnap on the floor, or your desk. Just hope that Mom doesn't walk in and see you!
For the bed, the perfect accessory for a certain kind of movie buff would be this Godfather Horsehead Pillow. Not the kind of fan who likes National Velvet or Seabiscuit.
The kitchen is a wonderful place to keep your weapons, um, I mean surprise your guests. The Voodoo Knife Block not only stores your knives in an easy-to-reach manner, but putting them away helps you vent your frustrations, too!
I had almost forgotten that my own kitchen has a surprise, too! I made myself some custom canisters to match the kitchen color many years ago, and put an extra label on the back of the sugar can. If anyone wants sugar in their tea, I'm glad to oblige.
Miss Cellania has written for mental_floss since 2007. She is also the managing editor at Neatorama and keeps a small humor blog called Miss Cellania. In her spare time, she is raising a frightening number of children in a small Kentucky town.