Lord knows there are a ton of terrible band names out there. In fact, I'm guilty of playing lead guitar (er, "playing") in a few guilty parties myself (to wit: "Dinner with Hern Berford" in high school and "Subtext Becomes Text" in college). But we certainly weren't the worst; in fact, I would go so far as to say that band names generated at random could not be worse than the monikers bands pin on themselves willingly. (We also used the metal band name generator when coming to this studied conclusion -- a lot of fun.) Can you tell the difference between randomly generated band names and real ones? Prove it!

1. Regretful Pumpkin
2. Down with Naked
3. Battle of the Saxes
4. Boiled Sawyer
5. Cloak-and-Dagger Chuckhole
6. Sh-sh-sh-shark Attack!
7. Green Milk from Planet Orange
8. Mood Syrup
9. ... and Flesh
10. The Internet

Answers after the jump! And while we're at it, feel free to share the worst-named bands from your town.

1. Regretful Pumpkin FAKE
2. Down with Naked REAL
3. Battle of the Saxes REAL
4. Boiled Sawyer FAKE
5. Cloak-and-Dagger Chuckhole FAKE
6. Sh-sh-sh-shark Attack! REAL
7. Green Milk from Planet Orange REAL
8. Mood Syrup REAL
9. ... and Flesh FAKE
10. The Internet REAL

We'd also like to give a shout-out to the following Onion AV Club nominees for "Worst-Named band of 2006":

Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Corpse Vomit
Sorry About Your Couch
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
America's Meth Problem II