Instead of Cutting Her Off, Take Her Out

Becky
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Oh, boy. Do we really need more interaction while in freeway transit? Isn't it enough when passengers hang out windows & pull vigorously whenever a semi passes? Isn't "the wave" as you scoot into the jammed lane enough? Or how about "Report My Driving"? The people at SameLane want to play yenta while we're wasting our fertile years perusing AM radio. See a Spider-driver you like? You'll have to dial the SL headquarters, then punch in the plate numbers, and presto: you get the phone number of your uber-available hottie with that irresistible Detroit lean. Driving while texting and ogling--what could be better? Sigh.

March 26, 2007 - 12:03pm
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