You buy a car and this guy will swallow a sword. That makes sense.
Travel about an hour and a half north of the mental_floss editorial office in Birmingham, ALÂ to Decatur, AL and you can find one of the few sword swallowers in the world. His name is Dan Meyer and he'll happily swallow a sword for you... if you buy a car from him. Check out this article from the local paper in Decatur.Â