From the Archives: My mistress' name is nothing like my wife's
Today's tidbit comes from volume 5, issue 6:
Noted comic (and drunk) W. C. Fields left the world with these fine parting remarks: "God d*** the whole friggin' world and everyone in it but you, Carlotta." If that sounds sweet, consider that Fields' wife's name was Harriet. Carlotta Monti was his mistress.