We Heart the Huckabees
Specifically, Mike and Janet Huckabee, who are leaving office after years of being the First Family of Arkansas. Here's the problem with moving out of the governor's mansion: you can't take it with you. So the couple needs some serious housewarming gifts. Alas, there's a problem there too, as the governor can't accept gifts over $100, unless they're engagement or wedding gifts. So the Huckabees, who have been married for 32 years, quite logically created "wedding registries" at Dillard's and Target. (We couldn't find a wedding portrait, although the Huckabees are pictured here converting to a "covenant marriage" in 2005.)
The items seem to be selling briskly, although the Huckabees still need 23 of their Lenox holiday-themed wineglasses.
Anyone want to go in with us on the Fieldcrest Luxury Jacquard Scroll Sham? We have PayPal...