This month's Scientific American has a hilarious piece on perfumes inspired by great minds, including:
J. Robert Oppenheimer's Cataclysm
Ingredients: Desert sand, enriched geranium.
Slogan: Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds, but with a delicate floral hint.
Anton van Leeuwenhoek's Hidden
Ingredients: Pond water.
Slogan: Reveal... the little things.
Stephen Hawking's Universe
Slogan: You don't have to understand it.
There are lots more where those came from. (Sadly, none of them are available in stores -- they're the brainchildren of author Steve Mirsky.) Got any other pungent suggestions? Leave 'em in the comments...