I'm not sure if the world's ready for this yet, but OhGizmo is reporting that a foreward-thinking Ukrainian scientist named Hryhory Chausovsky has invented a musical condom?! As if concentrating on the act itself isn't difficult enough, you'll now have to worry about the accompaniment. According to the site:

"A miniature loudspeaker and motion sensor implanted in the condom's upper cuff provides a range of musical tones during sex. Music volume depends on intensity of love-making and tone varies based on the sexual position."

The sound is currently being dubbed "primitive" and likened to the tones cell phones made in their first incarnations, meaning the "sweet music" couples create together won't be. Read more here at OhGizmo.