Gah! I forgot to post an Idiot of the Day during working hours, which technically makes me the Idiot. But I've already got a copy of Condensed Knowledge, so we're going to award this week's prize (and also, the Jayson Blair Memorial Scholarship) to Sally Villareal, who submitted this short-and-sweet doozy:

"When I was in college, several students in a media ethics class were busted. For plagiarism."

Congrats, Sally! Send us your contact info (and please don't copy it off someone else's).