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Week in Review: Feeling a bit wordy

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All week long you've been sending us great new neologisms (is that redundant?) for our coin-a-new-word contest. For today's Week in Review, I'm doing the same.

Spellancholy. Noun. The state of still being upset about losing a spelling bee in 1989.

Mortugal. Noun. A place where people are obsessed with death. Also used as the adjective mortuguese, as in, "That Goth chick is always quoting Sylvia Plath. She only speaks mortuguese."

Starbucker. Noun. Someone who gives you a coupon and then claims that it's no longer valid.

Inkredible. Adjective. Bearing a permanent mark in tribute to mental_floss. Synonym: tat-tastic.

Pitchfest. Noun. A strategy of pouting and sulking used to stop play in cricket when a team feels slighted by the umpires.

Shutterbugged. Adjective. Annoyed by the constant posts on this blog featuring giant pictures of insects.

Rugrat. Noun. A baby; specifically, a baby wearing a toupee.

Ho-hump. Adjective. Suggestive and of mediocre quality, as in, "Fergie seems to be confusing Tower Bridge with London Bridge -- the song's catchy, but it's really just ho-hump."

Number three. Noun. Death on the toilet, as in, "Catherine the Great said she had to do number two, but she's been in there so long I'm starting to worry it was number three."

Smug n' Tall. Noun. A clothing store aimed at people who think their prodigious height indicates prodigious intellect.

Greenhouse gassy. Adjective. So prone to burping and/or farting as to contribute to global warming through the production of large quantities of methane.

Statue-tory crime. Noun. An act considered offensive if committed by a statue but laudable if committed by attractive young women.

Roo-486. The logical next step in Australia's war against overly fecund kangaroos.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

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Fisherman Catches Rare Blue Lobster, Donates It to Science
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Live lobsters caught off the New England coast are typically brown, olive-green, or gray—which is why one New Hampshire fisherman was stunned when he snagged a blue one in mid-July.

As The Independent reports, Greg Ward, from Rye, New Hampshire, discovered the unusual lobster while examining his catch near the New Hampshire-Maine border. Ward initially thought the pale crustacean was an albino lobster, which some experts estimate to be a one-in-100-million discovery. However, a closer inspection revealed that the lobster's hard shell was blue and cream.

"This one was not all the way white and not all the way blue," Ward told The Portsmouth Herald. "I've never seen anything like it."

While not as rare as an albino lobster, blue lobsters are still a famously elusive catch: It's said that the odds of their occurrence are an estimated one in two million, although nobody knows the exact numbers.

Instead of eating the blue lobster, Ward decided to donate it to the Seacoast Science Center in Rye. There, it will be studied and displayed in a lobster tank with other unusually colored critters, including a second blue lobster, a bright orange lobster, and a calico-spotted lobster.

[h/t The Telegraph]

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Australian Scientists Discover First New Species of Sunfish in 125 Years
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Scientists have pinpointed a whole new species of the largest bony fish in the world, the massive sunfish, as we learned from Smithsonian magazine. It's the first new species of sunfish proposed in more than 125 years.

As the researchers report in the Zoological Journal of the Linnean Society, the genetic differences between the newly named hoodwinker sunfish (Mola tecta) and its other sunfish brethren was confirmed by data on 27 different samples of the species collected over the course of three years. Since sunfish are so massive—the biggest can weigh as much as 5000 pounds—they pose a challenge to preserve and store, even for museums with large research collections. Lead author Marianne Nyegaard of Murdoch University in Australia traveled thousands of miles to find and collected genetic data on sunfish stranded on beaches. At one point, she was asked if she would be bringing her own crane to collect one.

Nyegaard also went back through scientific literature dating back to the 1500s, sorting through descriptions of sea monsters and mermen to see if any of the documentation sounded like observations of the hoodwinker. "We retraced the steps of early naturalists and taxonomists to understand how such a large fish could have evaded discovery all this time," she said in a press statement. "Overall, we felt science had been repeatedly tricked by this cheeky species, which is why we named it the 'hoodwinker.'"

Japanese researchers first detected genetic differences between previously known sunfish and a new, unknown species 10 years ago, and this confirms the existence of a whole different type from species like the Mola mola or Mola ramsayi.

Mola tecta looks a little different from other sunfish, with a more slender body. As it grows, it doesn't develop the protruding snout or bumps that other sunfish exhibit. Similarly to the others, though, it can reach a length of 8 feet or more. 

Based on the stomach contents of some of the specimens studied, the hoodwinker likely feeds on salps, a jellyfish-like creature that it probably chomps on (yes, sunfish have teeth) during deep dives. The species has been found near New Zealand, Australia, South Africa, and southern Chile.

[h/t Smithsonian]

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