There's always another fish in the sea, especially if you're an orangutan.
You can smell a celebrity a mile away.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step, especially if you're on a treadmill bike.
He who laughs last is probably a man, laughing at something a woman said.
Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
It's a dog eat dog world.
It's good to be king (except when it isn't).
It's never a good idea to reinvent the wheel (except when it is).