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The Missing Links: In 1492, Columbus Sailed ... Into A Mall?

In A Perfect World, Science Museums Wouldn’t Have to Advertise
But since it isn't and they do, you might as well make sure the advertisements are geeky and cool to show off your science smarts.

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Energy: Sure. Education: Absolutely. Cancer: Huh?
Until I read this article, I never really considered that carcinogens might have their own lobbyists.

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To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before - With A Little Help From A Snotty Tissue
Will microbes unlock the path to other planets?

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The Machine That Giveth & Taketh Away
If you take the video of the machine that destroys everything and simply reverse it, you get a magical, God-like creator mechanism.

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Banned Book Trading Cards
Collect and trade them with all your closest droogs.

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It’s Columbus Day
Sounds like a good day to find out how Christopher Columbus was led by birds, saved by pickles, and preserved for all time (or 2-3 days) in cake form.

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Also Relevant on Columbus Day
How much of Mother Earth is “owned” by more than one group of people?

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Also Also Relevant on Columbus Day
Has anyone out there been to the West Edmonton Mall in Alberta and seen the Santa Maria replica inside the mall?

Also: Why couldn't some mall have taken in One-Eyed Willie’s ship, the Inferno? Apparently, after filming of The Goonies was complete, the producers tried to find someone to take in the fully-functioning set piece and could find no takers. So they destroyed it. That brings a tear to my eye.

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How Do You Stress the Word: THANKSgiving or ThanksGIVing?
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Here’s something else to stress about for Thanksgiving: where to put the stress in the word Thanksgiving.

If you’re from California, Iowa, or Delaware, you probably say ThanksGIVing, with the primary stress on the second syllable. If you’re from Georgia, Tennessee, or the Texas Panhandle, you probably say THANKSgiving, with the primary stress on the first syllable.

This north-south divide on syllable stress is found for other words like umbrella, guitar, insurance, and pecan. However, those words are borrowed from other languages (Italian, Spanish, French). Sometimes, in the borrowing process, competing stress patterns settle into regional differences. Just as some borrowed words get first syllable stress in the South and second syllable stress in the North, French words like garage and ballet get first syllable stress in the UK and second syllable stress in the U.S.

Thanksgiving, however, is an English word through and through. And if it behaved like a normal English word, it would have stress on the first syllable. Consider other words with the same noun-gerund structure just like it: SEAfaring, BAbysitting, HANDwriting, BULLfighting, BIRDwatching, HOMEcoming, ALMSgiving. The stress is always up front, on the noun. Why, in Thanksgiving alone, would stress shift to the GIVE?

The shift to the ThanksGIVing pronunciation is a bit of a mystery. Linguist John McWhorter has suggested that the loss of the stress on thanks has to do with a change in our concept of the holiday, that we “don’t truly think about Thanksgiving as being about thankfulness anymore.” This kind of thing can happen when a word takes on a new, more abstract sense. When we use outgoing for mail that is literally going out, we are likely to stress the OUT. When we use it as a description of someone’s personality ("She's so outgoing!"), the stress might show up on the GO. Stress can shift with meaning.

But the stress shift might not be solely connected to the entrenchment of our turkey-eating rituals. The thanksGIVing stress pattern seems to have pre-dated the institution of the American holiday, according to an analysis of the meter of English poems by Mark Liberman at Language Log. ThanksGIVing has been around at least since the 17th century. However you say it, there is precedent to back you up. And room enough to focus on both the thanks and the giving.

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Watch Boris Karloff's 1966 Coffee Commercial
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Horror legend Boris Karloff is famous for playing mummies, mad scientists, and of course, Frankenstein’s creation. In 1930, Karloff cemented the modern image of the monster—with its rectangular forehead, bolted neck, and enormous boots (allegedly weighing in at 11 pounds each)—in the minds of audiences.

But the horror icon, who was born 130 years ago today, also had a sense of humor. The actor appeared in numerous comedies, and even famously played a Boris Karloff look-alike (who’s offended when he’s mistaken for Karloff) in the original Broadway production of Arsenic and Old Lace

In the ’60s, Karloff also put his comedic chops to work in a commercial for Butter-Nut Coffee. The strange commercial, set in a spooky mansion, plays out like a movie scene, in which Karloff and the viewer are co-stars. Subtitles on the bottom of the screen feed the viewer lines, and Karloff responds accordingly. 

Watch the commercial below to see the British star selling coffee—and read your lines aloud to feel like you’re “acting” alongside Karloff. 

[h/t: Retroist]

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