The Missing Links: A How-To Guide for Playboy Bunnies

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The 1968 Playboy Club Bunny Manual
Be mindful of the rules of Bunny Behavior so you won’t have to have a “Personal Meeting with the Bunny Mother.”

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If They Tore A Stitch, Then You Must Snitch
One of O.J. Simpson’s prosecutors offers a new theory on the famous bloody glove (albeit 17 years too late).

Other Headlines I Considered:
- If they try to fudge, you must tell the Judge.
- If they alter the fit, you must mention it.
- If they tamper with evidence, then you shouldn't wait almost two decades to say something because c’mon, if you really think that happened you really should have said something then.

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Meanwhile, on the Other Side of Our Office...
In New York, mental_floss shares an office with sister-publication The Week. Today they announced Marc Ambinder was joining TheWeek.com. Nicely done.

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Strange Science: Salt & Vinegar Chips
I like Salt & Vinegar potato chips, but they also sort of seem like something that a Flavor Designer came up with because he/she forgot about some new-flavor-design deadline one day and found themselves in a meeting just riffing:

“My new flavor will be, ummm, well, salt - of course. They are chips. Gotta have salt, right? And, with the salt... will... be... uhhh, vinegar?"

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Ohio University Wasn't Always A Party School
So much so that our Vice President almost got arrested there. Of course, this was almost 50 years ago. They've come a long way.

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A Lazy Indiana Jones Is A Much Better Indiana Jones
Good thing he took the easy way out.

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Alien Anatomy
I don’t see anything in this diagram that would explain why Gizmo can’t eat after midnight.

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“Oh, you’re the guy that yells!”
The great Lewis Black talks about his career.

Also: I had the great pleasure of meeting Lewis Black once. And, despite me believing I would never do this to a comedian, I did the old cliche where I went up and mentioned one of his bits to him. I told him how my friend and I constantly say “If it weren’t for my horse...”. And even though I’m sure I really annoyed him by doing that, he was really super nice.

September 10, 2012 - 10:03am
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